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Klegghorn's Humor Section You see an ornery looking human standing in front of you, wearing a brown coat with a silver badge on it. Captain Klegghorn, Anaheim Police Dept. "What the heck are *you* staring at?!?! Haven't you ever seen a police chief before? Anyway, Klegghorn here and I have been *weaseled* into running this darn humor section from "Mighty Ducks: TAS". AND DON'T YOU THINK I'M GOING TO BE FUNNY!!!!" Quotes: Wildwing: "See, Dive? Not all humans are bad." Thrash: "Hey! Who ya calling 'human', bub?" Mooki: "*tsk* We happen to be alternative life forms in search of cool tatoos and new hair colors not found in nature." *Thrash, Mooki, and Nosedive walk off* Wildwing: "I guess birds of a feather really *do* flock together." --from "The human factor"-- Falcone: "Stand back. . .I'll open this primitive piggy bank in a flash." Duke: "*hmf* please. . .you couldn't crack your knuckles without setting off an alarm." Falcone: "Stand back and watch a *real* pro at work." Duke: "Ahhh. . .let me know when ya need me." --from "To catch a duck"-- Duke: "C'mon Wildwing! If we hurry we may catch Draguanus as a bonus! . . .uhh, that didn't rhyme." --from "Buzz Blitzmen"-- Mallory: "Give me that. . ." Wildwing: "What? You want more target practice?" Mallory: "No. But the next time Nosedive dumps worms in my boots, I'm going to give him the *fright* of his life." Duke: "What are you waving that thing at *me* for? I thought he was going to *eat* the worms!" --from "Duck hard"--
Nosedive: "Hey guys, Big Favor. Pick up my mail, water my plants...oh and one more thing, HELP!!!!"
Mallory: "I don't know which is worse, the fact that Aniheim is being attacked by dinosaurs or the fact that you have a code for it."
Grin: "If you don't find inlightenment and learn to helpyour fellow man, I am gonna rearrange your face."
Tanya:"But were almost out of fuel we have......um...Like none."
Duke: "Eh, Don't worry about it kid, we're not even sure Phil *is* Human."
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10. Dragaunus e-mailed the ducks a "Time Bomb" Virus
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