Full Name: Kirtland Cainewood Quackson
Nicknames: Kirt, Womanizer, Cad, and Pampered Bastard(courtesy of Calandra Drakeler)
Age: 32
Birthdate: September 8, 2077(September 13, 1968 on Earth)
Height: 6’5”
Accent: A mixture of French and German; Brian Drummond would be perfect.
Rank: Lutenit-Commander of Main Force of the Army of the Saurian Empire

Appearance: Man, is this guy a HUNK! All women swoon at the very sight of him. Then again, ANY woman would, with HIS apperance. Kirtland has dark brown feathers, covering a muscular build. He has it all; muscular arms, muscular chest, washboard abs, the WORKS. He’s not huge like Grin, but he’s still very muscular and bulky throughout his entire body. His hair, a light brown color, reaches his mid-back, which he keeps tied in a low ponytail. Two pieces of his hair on top of his head flake upwards, and a thick strand is between his eyelids, nearly touching his beak. Two other strands of his hair flakes downwards, two small pieces nearly touching his light brown eyebrows. His eyes are a dark brown; almost black, actually. If one looks at his eyes closely enough, they hold a special type of shine. They either sparkle in fury, or in fascination of a beautiful woman.

Weapons: Kirtland learned swordsmanship ever since he was a young duckling. So for alternate weapons, Kirtland uses a space aged blaster stashed inside his belt, and a silver cutlass; it’s like a sword, except smaller. However, his sword has the ability the grow in size. It can shrink to the size of a knife, and grow to the size of the sword Excalibur, and possibly more. His main weapon is a long spear. The spear is silver, with a blood red handle, the bottom trimmed with sapphires and lined with emeralds and diamonds. The spear’s not only his main weapon, but the most deadly. For the tip of his spear is hinted with the poision of a black widow; or a deadly spell casted by Wraith. Depends on what he can get ahold of first.
Attire: Kirtland wears black, and a lot of it. For formal wear, Kirt wears a sleevless full body black body suit, V-shaped at the neckline, which shows the seperation area of his pectorals. The V-neck is trimmed with silver lining, and so are his sleeves. Strapped around his neck is a silver metallic choker. On each arm he has a thin silver armband and a silver wrist band, nearly touching his elbows. Pinned to his bodysuit are yellow stringed pads(the ones worn by most men of the royal family), which hold his cape to his back. His cape is black in the back, and red in front. On the back of his cape is a golden winged dragon, with its tail shaped like a devil’s; the Quackson coat of arms. It symbolizes power, wealth, mercilessness, and untamable passion. Attached to his back over his cape his the jeweled and silk tube that holds his spear. His silver choker and silver belt, which holds his cutlass, holds the very same symbols. On the left side of his chest he has six badges on him, indicating his rank. His boots are a light brown color, which nearly touch his knees.
For informal wear, aka, his battle-wear, Kirt wears the same thing, except WITHOUT his badges, coat of arms symbols, and his cape. He doesn’t have clothes for everyday because he’s always too busy trying to bring his other three henchmen into shape, helping Draguanus come up with plans to conquer the world, or training. And even if he did, he would be found by the ducks and killed on sight; if not them, the police.
Personality: He’s everything a greedy warlord would want in a comrad, and everything an innocent female virgin would fear. His personality is a mysterious one, so he usually keeps to himself a lot. He’s dark and deadly, conceitive, snotty, and over egoistical. In fact, the size of his ego makes Duke’s look like the size of a soda-bottle cap. And even though Kirt’s grown up in the rich and fancy life, Duke’s etiqque is much more refined than his. Like the men before him in the Quackson family, Kirt has a passion for wine, women, and song. Life and death mean nothing to Kirt. In fact, he’s very interested in death of his latest victims. Before they die, he always looks at them to see if the glow in his victim’s eyes either increases or fades away. His passion for women is tremendous, always switching from one bedding partner to the next. He finds one woman and takes her with him as his new strumpet. Then after a couple of months or so, he gets tired of her; so he kills her so no one will find her, destroys the evidence of any murder that happened, and moves on to another female. Duck or human; his bedding partner doesn’t matter as long as it’s female. If the female he chooses refuses him, he rapes AND kills her at the same night. He shows no mercy to anyone; the woman he chooses to have intercourse with, or the victim he is sent to kill and/or capture.
History: Kirtland was born in Moscalovsan, the captial of Unistan, the Russian territory of Puckworld. His father, Carlton Quackson, a male duck, with dark brown feathers, shoulder length black hair, and brown eyes, was the mayor of the Russian city until his death two nights before the Saurian Invasion. Kirt’s mother, Roquel MacFeathier Quackson, was a citizen of Unistan; the daughter of one of the imperial judges who lived in Unistan. She had waist length light brown hair, green eyes, and milk white feathers. Carlton, a citizen of Germania(Puckworld’s Germany), fell passionately in love with Roquel. However, Roquel refused to marry Carlton. She wasn’t the only female who knew of the Quacksons’ bittersweet reputation with the fairer gender.
However, Carlton’s father, Juliandro Quackson, blackmailed Rachel’s father, Imperial Judge Micheo MacFeathier. He threatened to expose Micheo’s dark secrets of accepting bribes from defensive attornies. In order to avoid to avoid the public from finding out about his dark secret, Micheo signed a contract with Juliandro, agreeing to their children, Roquel and Carlton, being married. Ever since the marriage, Roquel wanted nothing more to do with her family, feeling as though her parents cared more about their reputations than her freedom of choice. The night of their marriage, Carlton promised to be a good husband to Roquel. However, she didn’t believe him. But after two months of their marriage, Carlton showed truth to his word by not being with another woman. Believeing she was wrong about him, Roquel surrendured her undying love to Carlton. About two years prior to their marriage, Roquel gave birth to Kirtland, and Carlton was elected mayor of Moscalovsan.
However, Roquel died of Tantolvisis, a rare but deadly and uncurable virus that causes breast cancer. The gene was gentic in her family; her father and mother both having the recessive gene that caused the virus. Kirtland was barely two years old when that happened. After a year of grieving, Carlton returned to normal, and became surrounded with his work as mayor, and his new mistress Michele Kovskafeather.
At the age of three, Carlton enrolled Kirt into two types of studios: The Blade of Death, and Free as a Feather. The Blade of Death was where Kirtland learned how to swordfight, and Free as a Feather was an acrobatistics(cross between acrobatics and gymastics) class, where he learned agility and swiftness. However, his teacher had a special liking for Kirtland, and gave him private lessons in the art of using the spear.
Kirtland was also a student at Moscalovsan Missleton Academy; a private military school for boys. The education there was very strict and fierce, which made him mask his true emotions from the people around him. His teachers turned his innocent nature into a cruel nature. He was a model student at Moscalovsan Missleton. He had straight-A’s in all of his subjects, was never late for a single class, never cried, and never caused trouble. And in target and fighting lessons, he was the best one of the entire academy. His aim was perfect, and his fighting skills were unmatachable.
When Kirtland wasn’t studying for an exam, doing his homework, or practicing his swordfighting and acrobatistics, he was pumping iron. Kirt was always bodybuilding in his spare time. During his adolescent years, he believed that the only way he could ever attract a female to him was by being big and buff. Even though he had the body, the looks, the brains, and the muscles, Kirt wasn’t able to attract a female to him. Then again, he never learned the secrets of seducting a woman. The private military school only taught the boys there methods of fighting, war plans, and the subjects they needed to learn in the future. And his father was too busy with his job as mayor and with his mistress Michele to teach him anything about girls.
Not only was Kirtland a student at Moscalovsan Misselton, but so were Calandra’s older brothers who were still undergraduates. The Quacksons and the Drakelers were bitter enemies since before the time of Drake DuCaine. Each had always been competing against one another for centuries. Their hatred is the same as the Montagues and the Capulets from William Shakespear’s “Romeo and Juliet”; their hatred has existed for so long, that no one remembers how it has ever begun.
Of all the Drakelers, Slayde and Roberto, the youngest males in the Drakeler family, hated Kirt the most. They hated each other with a bitter passion, always finding some excuse to try and beat the tar out of one another. One of those times was on a snowy day near December on Puckworld. Kirtland and Roberto were finalists in a wrestling competition. Kirtland and Calandra’s other older brother, was at the high school level of the academy. Roberto was in the cadet level(freshman), while Kirt was at the general level(senior). Even though Kirtland was stronger than Roberto, the second youngest male Drakeler had the advantage, being more agile and quick-thinking. As Kirt tried to give him a swift uppercut to the jaw, Roberto slid through his legs and pinned him to the ground, making him the winner of the competition.
While Kirtland was still bitter about loosing the match to a cadet, he found something more promising. The match was the very first time he met Roberto’s younger sister, Calandra. Even though she was only eleven by the time they met, Kirt thought of her as very cute. But over the years, Calandra’s appearance changed. By the time she was fifteen, she had blossomed into a beautiful rose. Even though Kirt was seven years older than her, and had started his obsession with women like all Quacksons did around his age, he was still attracted to the Russian beauty. He wanted her more than the women who worked for his father during his campaigns for running for mayor re-election.
Two years later, Carlton noticed how much his only son wanted Drakeler’s youngest and only daughter. To make sure that his boy got what he wanted, and to make up for lost time, Carlton reawoke his blackmailing buisness schemes one last time. This time, Carlton targeted Joseph Drakeler, Calandra’s father. At first, Carlton was very smooth and calm with Joseph. He calmly talked about Kirtland’s secret love for Joseph’s only daughter, and talked about arranging a marriage for the two. Joseph refused though. First, he knew about the Quackson’s reputation with the women. Second, Calandra wasn’t even an adult yet; she was too young for marriage. Although Calandra’s dated a few boys before in her teenage years, she was still a virgin. And Joseph didn’t want her innocence taken away by a man he knew would be disloyal to her.
However, Joseph had no choice in the matter. For Carlton threatened to sue him for the deed to his mansion, selling it to an industrial company. The company would turn the historical manor into another one of their factories, another factory to destroy Puckworld’s beautiful nature and historical sites. With a heart filled with guilt, anger, and uncurable emotional pain, Joseph signed a marriage contract for Kirtland and Calandra.
Kirt was over-joyed when he found out that the marriage between him and the Drakelers’ only daughter was becoming a reality. However, his fiance didn’t rejoice in the matter one bit. She hated Kirtland with all her heart and soul. Kirtland pretended not to care about Callie’s hatred towards him, knowing that whether or not she wanted to, their marriage was still official. But deep down, he was in pain and was crying his heart out in realizing Callie didn’t love him back. But he refused to show his emotions; the military academy he attended would punish anyone severly for showing the slightest hint of emotion. And he didn’t want to break the Quackson tradition of not showing any weakness towards a female. Little did he realize that his very actions would only make him loose the very thing he held dear to his heart.
On the morning of their wedding, Kirtland found out that Calandra was ‘dead’, or so that was what he saw. While the rest of Callie’s family weapt over her death, Kirt found a parts of a plastic bag, that contained fake blood. For reasons unknown, he kept his discovery a secret. Instead of telling everyone what he found out, he came up with the lie that Duke L’Orange killed Calandra in the night. He faked the evidence of him being there by finding a gray feather on a piece of black silk from a heist Callie prevented a long time ago and placed it next to the pool of blood created from the bed post. Since then, all of Unistan accused Duke of being a murderer, which gave the police ANOTHER reason to hunt him down and kill him.
A month after Calandra’s ‘death’, Kirtland returned to his life of fencing, practicing the art of using spears, bodybuilding, and womanizing. But he never forgot about Callie entirely. Two years after his father won his fiftheenth term, Carlton was struck with cancer. For the next six months, Kirt spent at least $30,000 to pay for doctors to try to find a cure for his cancer, while he tried to fill in for his father’s position as mayor of Moscalovsan. However, none of Kirt’s efforts to keep his father alive succeeded; the cancer proved too much for the doctors’ to be able to cure, and too much for Carlton’s immune system to handle. Carlton died of cancer just two days before the Saurian Invasion began.
Just minutes before Saurian gunshots were heard, Kirtland was preparing a speech to announce who he would decide to take over his father’s path, since the rules of being elected for mayor required someone to be at least thirty-five years of age, where Kirt was only twenty-eight. Just when he managed to come up with a concluding sentence, he heard gunblasts all over his mansion. Within minutes, the entire ceiling came crumbling down. Over half of his servants were killed in the explosion of the roof, while the rest were captured and enslaved. While Kirtland was fighting to protect himself from the Hunter drones, Dragaunus appeared right behind him. The tall drake was somewhat scared of the taller Saurian overlord. However, Dragaunus was very impressed with the way Kirt was able to defeat the drones that tried to capture him. So the Saurian warlord made a bargain with Kirt: if he agreed to work for him in his Army, he would make sure that he never became a slave. Kirtland, not wanting to be a slave, and wanting to get even with Puckworld for taking away his mom, dad, and fiance, he took the job.
For the first few weeks, Kirt felt a bit guilty about betraying his own people. But as the time grew on, he began to care less and less about his choice of morals. He loved killing all the slaves that were sent for execution. After a few brisk months of helping Draguanus conquer even more countries on Puckworld, Kirtland became the lutenit-commander of entire Saurain Army, and Draguanus’ right-hand man. He was a sucessful follower; killed without question. He was a swift and agile fighter, strong laborer, and what was better, he followed orders without questioning them.
However, like all men, Kirt wasn’t given to Dragaunus without faults in his system. He had a habit of taking some of the female prisoners to his quarters and doing god-knows-what with them before it was time for their execution. And there were ocassions where Kirtland questioned Dragaunus’ commands; like killing a follower of his. One of those followers that Dragaunus wanted Kirtland to kill was a female named Felisha DeMalard. At first, Kirtland didn’t want to kill Felisha. Not only was she beautiful, but she was also a good ally for the Saurian Overlord. However, he didn’t believe so; Dragaunus believed that Felisha was a spy for the Resistance; sort of like a double agent. At first Kirt didn’t want to believe that Felisha was a traitor to the Saurian Empire. Besides her beauty and resourcefullness to the Empire, Kirt was also fascinated with her. But after he saw Felisha sneaking out of the facilities, he decided to follow her and see where she was going. It was then that he saw Felisha giving a tan feathered duck, Canard Thunderbeak, plans to an underground missel area. Kirtland reconized the plans from far-off; the plans to the missel base not far from Dragaunus’ headquarters; Felisha WAS with the Resistance! After his confirmation, Kirt decided to get rid of Felisha once and for all before the Resistance could do anymore damage to the Empire.
One night, one of Felisha’s missions was to help free the prisoners of a camp near another Russian city. As the pink-haired duck was helping the last of the prisoners out of the prison, Kirt snuck up behind her and the prisoner. However, Felisha was much better at defending herself than he thought; managed to blast a hole right above him. About two seconds after Kirt was able to make his escape, the dungeon blew up right behind him. It was then that he realized that Felisha DeMalard was actually his ex-fiance, Calandra Drakeler; told by his comrad, Lucretia DeCoy.
Enraged by the sudden change of events, Kirtland and Lucretia chased after Calandra to try to capture and kill her. However, she managed to make it across an old bridge just before they could, while Mallory and Canard cut the ropes apart to keep them from crossing. There was no way that they could stop the Resistance then. All they could was watch their enemies get away, angry that a few mallards were able to defeat the most powerful army in the universe.
As Lucretia and Kirtland returned to their destroyed base, they received word that Dragaunus’ headquarters had been destroyed, and there was no sign of Dragaunus or his three minions Seige, Wraith, and Chameleon, anywhere. Even though Dragaunus was gone, the Resistance still wasn’t. Without the Saurian Warlord, the Empire started to crumble. More prisoners were freed, more camps were destroyed, and more people that were in favor of the Empire started to perish.
Despite the fact that the Resistances(there was more than one!) were winning the war, the Empire wasn’t going to give in that easily. They fought back courageously, but it was no use. The Resistances were determined to overthrow the Empire, giving them an edge in the battle for peace. Slowly, but surely, the Empire was dying; without Dragaunus’ return, there was no way the Saurian Empire would win.
One night, Kirtland was face to face with a female member of the Second Resistance; Lisa McDrakerson. While the two fought courageously, until a sudden stormed brewed up in the sky. That ‘storm’ swept Kirtland out of Puckworld, and into the Raptor on planet Earth.
Upon their reunion, Dragaunus gave Kirtland is first assingment on Earth; to steal valuable computer equipment from NASA, the Earth’s space center in Florida. However, due to a change in plans, Kirtland attempted to break into the Anaheim Pond, since the Mighty Ducks’ technology was at least one hundred times more advanced than Earth’s technology. However, due to a stormy night and Kirt being outnumbered nine to one, he fell off the roof, where everyone believed that he died. But Kirt survived the attack, due to the size of his muscles and the intense military academy he went to as a child. Even though his mission failed , it was also sucessful in a way. While Kirtland failed to steal all of the equipment necessary for Dragaunus to re-power the Dimensional Gateway to full power, he was able to steal enough to repair the damages made and be able to bring one person at a time from any dimension to the Raptor. And since all of the Mighty Ducks believe he’s dead, Kirt has the element of surprise on them.

Good Points: Kirtland having GOOD points?! Well...there’s not a lot, but let’s see. Kirt’s very loyal to his master, Dragaunus. A swift and powerful fighter/killer, with sword and spear skills unlike any other duck. His strength is only matched by Grin’s. He can easily come up with good strategies, since he’s been in a military academy. And he’s also VERY handsome.
Bad Points: His EGO’S a bad point about him. He’s dark, ruthless, and cruel. He can’t go through one week without having intercourse with a female. If a woman doesn’t want him, he rapes and kills her. He shows no mercy to anyone. Yet when someone has him on their death bed, he attempts to beg them for mercy. It’s like the old quote: ‘He can dish it out, but he can’t take it’. But when someone forgives him and grants them mercy, Kirt becomes ruthelss and kills them on the spot. And his love for woman stretches beyond any cad ever known. He can also be very conceitive. And when a plan of his fails, he cowers before Dragaunus, begging him over and over for mercy.
Likes: Women, intercouse, killing, working for Dragaunus, swords, spears, and appearing in battle in his formal attire. And while he has his fascination with women, deep down, he still longs for one woman only: Calandra Drakeler.
Hates: Duke, the Mighty Ducks, the Police, Klegghorn, people that work on the side of good, annoying brats, and women who refuse to sleep with him.
~Quotes Overheard~
Vous allez actuellement ma jouerchose, ma cheri(You are now my plaything, my dear; translated from French)

Vous en user avec votre dressein, ma chouchou. Allez elle est tempsen s’eteindre. (You served your purpose, my pet. Now it is time to die; translated from French)

Yes, Lord Dragaunus. As you command.

I have a plan, my lord.

DIE, DUKE L’ORANGE!!!!
~Said of Him~
Dragaunus: Kirtland Quackson is my most loyal right-hand man. With him on our side, the universe may be mine yet.

Wraith: At last; someone who appreciates my magical abilities.

Calandra: I HATE that man! Now you all know WHY I refused to marry him!
Duke: If he lays another finger on Calandra, I won’t be held responsible for my actions!!!<

Wildwing: We may have a challenge on our hands yet, everyone. Never let your guards down on this guy even for a SECOND.

~Songs of Him~

‘If You Want it Good, Girl(Get Yourself a Bad Boy)’ Backstreet Boys
‘Get Down’ Backstreet Boys
‘Discovery Channel’(I think that’s the title) Bloodhound Gang
‘Shattered Dreams’ Jhonny Hates Jazz
‘You Oughta Know’ Alanis Morisette
‘You’re So Vain’ Alanis Morisette
‘Who Is It?’ Michael Jackson(How he felt when Calandra left him for Duke)
‘Give Into Me’ Michael Jackson(His feelings towards Calandra when he realized she never loved him)
‘Denying’ Spice Girls
‘Mr. Big Stuff’ Jean Knight

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