Description: A grizzled Civil War vet, he saw heavy action at Chacellorsville and Gettysburg.  After a hungry week without supplies, he began training as a cook.  His years on the wagon train have made him the best roadkill chef alive.  Cookie is outspoken, and won't put up with insults, especially when it concerns his cuisine.

Quote:"I got yer four basic food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!"